Wedding Planning Tips

http://www.babymed.com/fertility-ovulation-calendar-calculator?d=1328158800&cl=24&t=boy-girl
i had sex on the 2/1 and 2/4 it says my 1st fertile day is monday 2/6- 2/12
but i was already experiencing (cramping, backaches, headaches, tiredness, nausea low appetite) since monday. i checked my cervix weds it was mid way soft open and wet the discharge creamy.
he did ejaculate that day before we had sex( not sure if he urinated right after or not) what do you think??? we do plan to have sex saturday that’s the day before ovulation.

So im just really curious wht song u ppl thnk i should enter too. Im open to anything but my fav bands are black veil brides, sleeping with sirens and marianas trench… think you can help?

Ok my wedding is a masquerade theme I was originally supposed to have it in a ballroom but that is out of reach. now we are gonna have it at my soon to be husbands grandmothers back yard which is 5 acers. I rather not have it there but its gonna have to do we are gonna have a big tent where we are gonna have the wedding. I need help on ideas to decorate everything since all my other plans have gone out the window and my wedding is in April. I’m freaking out any help is greatly appreciated. Thank you.

One of our church “kids” who is now 24 is getting married. She & the fiance have already had a baby together plus he has two older kiddos. They’ve been living together for over a year. The girl’s parents were very hush-hush about her pregnancy, & although it was offered to host a baby shower for their daughter, they refused because she wasn’t married (engaged but not married) to the father. Now that the wedding is close, the offer was made to throw a bridal shower; I was asked to help and agreed. Was unaware that the mom of the bride not only has requested an open invitation be sent to the entire church congregation, but also gave an additional guest list (of local friends outside the church) to the main hostess. We’re expecting between 75-100 or more guests, and there are only three people-me being one-hosting this event! This is quite a slam to my pocketbook, especially since I will be expected to provide at least one gift in addition to the shower expenses.
I have to admit that I feel it is greedy for the family to open this event up to everyone. Makes it quite hard to plan our numbers. The same church group (including this mom and daughter) was kind and generous to give me a bridal shower two years ago before my second wedding. I made sure it was invitation-only because I didn’t want my friends to go broke catering the party. Plus, there really was not much I truly needed. One gift option was to make a donation in my name to a charity in lieu of a gift. About 25 ladies attended. The two friends who hosted the shower did not give me gifts, nor did I expect them to because the shower was their gift to me.
So….I’d like to recruit the help of a few other moms from our group to help provide food. I know they wouldn’t mind making a plate of sandwiches or a salad of some sort, and it would sure help. I’m also wondering if my part in putting on the shower would suffice as my gift…at least for the “shower gift.” I do plan to get the couple a wedding gift.
Thoughts??

We are having a wedding on the beach in Cabo San Lucas Mexico.
We are both chefs and live in Cabo so we decided to make our own favors of citrus salt and chili powder and present them in a nice box with a little cook book on how to use them. Now we’re just looking for ideas on what to put on the gift tag..
I’d like something with a play on words, or cute, but not cheesy.. something about “seasoning” or “season(s)”, “spice”, etc… I’d basically like it to imply our appreciation for them coming (considering it’s a very pricey trip trip for them & they’re all taking time off of work), and that we’re sharing a piece of us (as chefs) by making homemade gifts, etc..
I’m typically quite creative, but I am at a road block with this =P
Thanks for your help =) and please, serious responses only

For each problem:
Define the variables for the unknowns.
Write an inequality to model the problem.
Solve the inequality.
Give your answer in a complete sentence.
1. The length of a rectangle is twice its width. If the perimeter is at most 120, what is the greatest possible value for the width?
2. A farmer plants 3 more acres of wheat than corn on his land. If he plants no more than 30 acres, how many acres are used for corn?
3. Charles has 6 times as many action figures as Lou. Together, their action figures total more than 75. How many does each have?
4. A wedding planner charges $6000 per wedding. Her initial business costs total $1200. If she spends $5500 per wedding to accommodate her clients, when will she make a profit?
5. Sue’s age is 5 less than three times Roberto’s age. The sum of their ages is greater than 11. What is the youngest Roberto can be?

Ignore grammar and spelling. that’s the beginning of my story, it’s placed in the 19th century England. It’s kinda twisted but I hope you like it, just tell me what you think. If you want to know more or read more about the story, email me.
The hot sun beaded down on my face, the overpowering smell of cherries stirred up my stomach, but it didn’t matter. Out here was the only place women in heat and greedy men didn’t hound me. I needed time to think about why in was here. I have to focus, I can’t waste time on wine and parties.
“well well well, lord Claude has found his way to my secret hide away”. I should have known the queen of hearts herself would find me.
“Victoria, you look as fine as ever. Thank you for welcoming me into your home. I am honored to be a guest at your return party”. I didn’t feel honored at all or welcomed.
Victoria sat next to me. “You seemed uninterested in my return parties. Quite a shame, I worked so hard studying abroad”. Victoria looked me in the eyes, they seemed lively and wild but the burned a hole threw me.” If you aren’t here to enjoy yourself, then why are you here? Perhaps you are looking for a different kind of entertainment”.
I couldn’t take her any more, she’s too naïve, too young. “Victoria, that entertainment is not what I want from you. Besides I am not going to betray my fiancee so quickly”.
” oh lord Claude you tease me”. I couldn’t handle her any more, as politely as I could, I stood up and started walking. Victoria huffed “your a sick sick man Claude, playing with young girls hearts and leaving them. Your hardly a man. Taking in that useless sister of yours. She isn’t worth her salt, we all know she is your half sister”. Her venom made me stop. “Not lonely that but an Earl who serves the queen to solve horrific murders. It’s terrfiying to think you habent gone mad, and frankly how you understand and solve them is unnatural.”
Sick, am I? I turned back to Victoria and her wrist. “your right, it is horrifying to think I having gone mad. But you see, death is so beautiful, like when a child is born. No one knows whe that child has been and no one knows where it will go when it dies. What is beyond us is a mystery. Some leave in peace, some in pieces. Almost like what that masked killer is doing to his victims. Doesnt it frighten you, he could be near.”
Victoria start to breath heavy. I knew she was scared, which was good. I didn’t want anyone, especially not someone as loud and easy to fool like Victoria, to run around and become another victim.
“your horrible, and your mother was right to kill herself. A child like you is no dream of women. Look at yourself, seventeen and already heartless and cold. You will die alone.”
You will die alone, those word stung and made my scars come alive. I gave up, no amount of word can equal that. “good bye Victoria, I will see you very soon.” I left her there, that was all I could do.
You will die alone. Those toxic word filled me up. There was no way around it, I was going to die alone. I won’t, I can’t, take anyone down my path. Not my princess nor my bride will suffer like I have.

I Have a Very Confusing Mess.. And Its Bad. And Need Help With out criticism, Im Hungarian, When I was 5 Years Old My Parents Decided to Goto USA So I Had No Choice But To Follow Since I was a Kid. I Grew Up In USA Ever Since. As a Over Stayed Visitor.. Graduated All the way Up To High School. And Found Work After School. I Was 22 Years Old Now. I Did Something Stupid. I Moved To Hong Kong With My Girl Friend.. Basically Giving Up USA.. But When I Check out At the Airport They Didnt DO Anything Special Or Check My Passport or Stamp it Saying I Was a Immigrant they Just Let Me Go. I Got Into Hong Kong No Problem For 90 Day Free Visit.. And I plan to Extend my Visa For My Marriage. But Suddenly.. My GF Changed.. She Makes me answer Question that no matter what i answer she’ll get mad at me for and our relationship is being destroyed now currently where she put the ring infront of me and walk out of the house.. Im Destroyed inside i Luv her To Death Never Did anything to make her Angry or ever yell at her. she just like this for some reason that i really honest to god cant explain.. like im playing a game and she go will u like anybody in the game and ask to be your gf… and lke what no i only luv you and she go mad on me .. stuff like that.. or another example i like japanese culture and she always saying ima leave her for a japanese girl even tho i told her i would never do that and i only luv her.. Now back at the main issue like i said its gotten so bad that she put the ring infornt of me (wedding ring) and walked out of the house.. Im wonder if i can somehow go back to USA… should i go back to Hungary First Then goto USA? and will USA let me in I dont Mind Being a Immigrant i just want my USA life back.. I Know I still have my job there.. and i know this is bad and iilegal but i ask for no criticism and Just Help, I Hardly Know Hungarian so i dout i can Live a Normal Life in Hungary and i know English 100%… Will USA let Me Back In if I go on a Plane From Hungary to USA for a 90 Visa Visit With a New Passport. or do they alrdy have me marked some how.. Plz Help

I am in the process of planning my wedding for spring/summer 2013. My fiancee is in the marines, and will most likely be wearing his dress blues. For a color scheme, I want to do blue and red, with blue orchids and red roses. I am having trouble thinking of colors for bridesmaid dresses that will accompany the flowers. I may just have them carry blue orchids, and I will have a bouquet incorporating the red roses, to tie in his uniform. Any ideas would be great, thank you!
Ideas about decorations and such are accepted too

Okayy so it’s a Harry Potter fanfic, and it’s about this: Hermione and Draco get together and hook up after Draco’s heart gets broken by Pansy.. Then Hermione decides to be mean to him for whatever reason and he gets together with Astoria Greengrass. Of course, Hermione changes her mind about saying that offensive stuff and tries to get back together with him. He chooses Astoria over her, and she tries to make him jealous by getting together with Ron. Hermione agrees to marry Ron, hoping that Draco would stop the wedding and kiss her, but he doesn’t. Hermione and Ron get married. In the end, she is like “I love you Ron, but i will always love Draco more.” And that’s the ending.
I CANNOT find this fanfic anywhere, anyone have an idea of what it’s called??