Wedding Planning Tips

One poem written for the four malakes members
of Y!aps, that acting together feel strong enough
to face me. Poor all of you, my inspiration is all
yours!!
(((Are all four of u oily Malakes?)))
Since you are the daddyo – in Yapzs
hussle to race yor CULLO, 4 ten laps
because a digger like you iz groovy
eats tarts oatmeal, vid dry Tutti Frutti.
Wind away da odor of dis poetic tart!
dude, your zmell tore poetry apart,
and zorry az I am to sadly describe
dat da tart became your zmelly bride.
Cases like you feel groovy on grease
but your mind voz green to freaze
he felt for your tart und made you gas
considering your tarting primo (cl)***.
Where you de genius in Times Square
with da rifle? De poem with you bare,
exposing your private assets to all
because you were a gone bad aςςxole.
Since u r a laid back Jim – crophead,
a one-percenter who talks to his bird,
you are crowned as one out of shyte,
yor poetry ’s plastic, stain-on-Hanes trite.
Da modern world expects your lights
your tart is a cause to make blights,
so rotten iz da zmell of your words
a mind blowing fall-in of bad puck-offs.
Copyright Da Doctor 2011

One poem written for the four malakes members
of Y!aps, that acting together feel strong enough
to face me. Poor all of you, my inspiration is all
yours!!
(((Are all four of u oily Malakes?)))
Since you are the daddyo – in Yapzs
hussle to race yor CULLO, 4 ten laps
because a digger like you iz groovy
eats tarts oatmeal, vid dry Tutti Frutti.
Wind away da odor of dis poetic tart!
dude, your zmell tore poetry apart,
and zorry az I am to sadly describe
dat da tart became your zmelly bride.
Cases like you feel groovy on grease
but your mind voz green to freaze
he felt for your tart und made you gas
considering your tarting primo (cl)***.
Where you de genius in Times Square
with da rifle? De poem with you bare,
exposing your private assets to all
because you were a gone bad aςςxole.
Since u r a laid back Jim – crophead,
a one-percenter who talks to his bird,
you are crowned as one out of shyte,
yor poetry ’s plastic, stain-on-Hanes trite.
Da modern world expects your lights
your tart is a cause to make blights,
so rotten iz da zmell of your words
a mind blowing fall-in of bad puck-offs.
Copyright Da Doctor 2011

I have already read/am reading:
Boy Princess
I-Ren
Devil’s Bride
Sweet Blood
I am looking for something where one of the main characters is dressed up like a girl for some reason, and the guy later ends up finding out that she is really a he, but still ends up falling in love with him/her.
Thanks!

My Ex had hurt me and I broke up with her 4 months ago because she mistreated me, and I changed my contact info and anyways recently I contacted her and she did apologize for the mean things she did but she told me some news
The news is that she told me that her family arranged for her to get married but she told me she don’t love this guy and she said she met him through her family 1 month after I broke up with her which she was in the wrong which is why I ended it and I did really love this woman, but I felt like she did not care
We talked today about the issues why we broke up she did apologize but she was having some financial problems and she was alone with 3 kids because we both were temporarily in a long distance relationship but besides that sometimes I feel like all she cares about is money but she says not true, and I had financial problems too and we both did but both were trying to get things together so that was another stress factor.
I understand she had the right to meet someone after we broke up but she told me today her family introduced her to this guy because they told her she cannot raise three kids alone but she told me she never had sex with this guy and she told me that she do not love him. I told her don’t marry this guy if you don’t love me and she told she is supposed to marry him in July next year. She told me that she told him about me and she said I am invited to the wedding and she said she is sorry to tell me the news about this.
I always said an ex is an ex for a reason and I usually prefer not to remain friends with an ex but I am not bragging on my looks but I could have easily had a new relationship but I been focusing on my work but I am still relocating to the country where she is but not the same city but I been planning on that before I met her but still saving up before leaving.
She said she want me as her friend and she told me he is a nice guy but she don’t love me and she kept saying it’s an arranged marriage and I told her you are only with him because he takes care of you and the kids and I told her that I respect her honesty but then again I feel like once I build my income up more maybe she is the type of woman that would use me too or maybe she would not but maybe I am wrong but sometimes I feel like she really did love me and I think she still does but the bottom line is that she is about to marry someone else and I told her don’t do it but I told her if you marry him at least love him and I told her you are a grown woman why would you let your parents arranged for you to get married but her culture it’s not suprising but she used to always say her parents don’t control her but she is not a young girl and I don’t understand and 3 children and I know she needs help but she told me that after she marry him she said that maybe he will change and will no longer be nice.
I told her I don’t want to feel like I am on the back burner just in case things don’t work out and I told her I might change my email again because it’s hard to be friends with an ex especially if they are with someone new and when I am with someone new I prefer not to talk to ex’s anyway but not saying I couldn’t try but I like to respect my relationship.
I will not beg her not to marry this guy, but she invited me to the wedding in July and she want me to be her friend but should I still be her friend and I could possibily try to be her friend even after I am with someone else too, but something I am not used to but please give honest answers if you would be friends with her if you were me even as single or if after I am with someone should I still remain friends with her, but the big question is should I be friends with her at all and I told her it’s not easy but tell me what should I do and the 2nd question is should I go to her wedding, and who knows maybe I have someone else with me by then and it’s never been a problem for me to get women I just been focusing on my money to relocate but I am not relocating for her this been my dream for a long time but anyways like I said the 2nd question is if I should go to her so called arranged wedding in July next year?
I just find it strange she said she never had sex with him and he helps her with the kids and I understand she needs help so that’s okay but I am not selfish I just think that she has the user mentality to marry this guy only to help her and she claims she also need someone to share her life with to try to convince me it’s not just about money and I am hope she matures and not go through with this so called arranged marriage for her own good
I dont know but please answer the questions about if I should be friends with her and I a question her judgement on marrying a guy for money, hmmm, so that’s why should I be friends with/ after I am with someone should I remain friends because I want to respect my relationship/ and also should

My best friend and I have known each other for about 14 years and she just got engaged. I, as the maid of honor, and an english major, thought it would be nice to read a poem as a toast. I have a few in mind, but I need more suggestions. I’m looking for pieces by some of the greats. You know, nothing cheesy or tacky that someone no one’s ever heard of wrote for their blog, but rather, something you’d find in an anthology. Any ideas?

Another woman
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, “I love you, but I know this other woman loves you too, and she would love to spend some time with you.”
The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.
“What’s wrong, are you well?” she asked. My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news.
“I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you,” I responded, “Just the two of us.”
She thought about it for a moment, and then said…
“I would like that very much.”
That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up, I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary. She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel’s.
“I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed,” she said, as she got into the car. “They can’t wait to hear about our meeting.”
We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cosy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Her eyes could only read large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips.
“It was I who used to read the menu when you were little,” she said.
“Then it’s time that you relax and let me return the favor,” I responded.
During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation – nothing extraordinary but catching up on recent events of each other`s life. We talked so much that we missed the movie.
As we arrived at her house later, she said, “I’ll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you.” I agreed.
“How was your dinner date?” asked my wife when I got home.
“Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined,” I answered.
A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I didn’t have a chance to do anything for her. Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined. An attached note said: “I paid this bill in advance. I wasn’t sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates – one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I love you, son.”
At that moment I understood the importance of saying, in time, “I LOVE YOU.”
And to give our loved ones the time they deserve. Because nothing is more important in life than family… and they shouldn’t be put off until “some other time.”
- Unknown

I am a teenage girl looking for a new book to read, and I’m in need of some suggestions. Here’s a few lists to help you out…
books I like:
Harry Potter (all time favorite books!), 13 Reasons Why, Twilight Series, Pendragon series, The Lightning Thief series, The Murder of Bindy Mackenzie, And Then There Were None, The Princess Bride
books I hate:
stuff like gossip girl, pretty little liars, the clique, etc. pretty much anything that is about ignorant teenage girls and their petty drama.
please don’t suggest:
the house of night series (i tried it and didn’t like it), vampire romance (twilight was plenty of that for me)
I’m looking for something maybe a bit more like 13 reasons why and The murder of Bindy Mackenzie, but i obviously like fantasy books so i’m open to things like that too. I’m open to pretty much anything is a teen book and doesn’t fall under the last 2 lists, so if you have something like that, i’d love your suggestions. Sorry it’s so detailed but I’m really hoping to find a good book. Thanks in advance!
Also, is Before I Fall a good book?

Okay i like some stuff like Asking Alexandria, Escape the Fate, Black Veil Brides, Falling in Reverse, Mostly anything around that catagory. i also like techno. So feel free to add some techno awnsers in there as well. Thankss!

I really want to read a manga that has a genre of Romance , Comedy , Drama , Gender Bender .. Whatever it is it just have to be romance genre manga xD not Ecchi .
I have read those manga already :
Strobe Edge
V.B Rose
Seiyuu Ka
Hiyokio
Love so Life
Faster Than A Kiss
Kitchen Princess
Chocolate
Daa Daa Daa
Shin Daa Daa
Mixed Vegetables
Kokoni Iru Yo
Pixie Pop
Stardust Wink
Chocolate Cosmos
A Kiss to my prince
Shinshi Doumei Cross
SakuraHime
Fullmoon wo Sagashite
Kamisama Hajimemashita
Watashi Ni XXX Shinasai
Fullmoon Joker
Beast Master
Zettai Kareshi
Mishuen Produce
Chiro Star Project
Shounen Dolls
Aozora pop
Meru Puri
Captive Heart
Heroine Shuikkakku
Dream my Girls
The Demon lover
Heart No Diamond
Heart no kuni no Alice
Oresama Teacher
Lovely Everywhere
Say I love you
The Sleeping Witch
Pig Bride
AAA
Cherry Juice
Lovely Devil
Houo Gakuen Misoromi
Shouri no akuma
Hana no Akuma
Love Berrish
Let’s Get Married
Cat Street
When a Fox becomes a Wolf
Orange planet
Stepping Stones
Ouran HighSchool Host Club
Skip Beat
Kamichama Karin chu
Special A
Lovely Complex
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama
Kimi no Neiro
Hana kimi
and Etc. xD

Just to give you an idea of the sort of manga mood I’m in:
Return to the Labyrinth
Fruits Basket
Black Butler
Heart no Kuni no Alice
Bride of the Water God
Please do not suggest Naruto, Bleach or One Piece. Be interesting, suggest something different.